All Husbands are like Bluetooth

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

Never Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.

True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you

Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!

Wife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!