Marriage Age 18

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

Staying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

Listening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. You don’t understand anything, still you confirm . .. … I Agree!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it