Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Some people can’t decideSome people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.
Marriage Whenever I disagree with my wifeWhenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
Marriage Is there any way for long lifeMan: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
Marriage A man’s silence can break a woman’sA man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!
Marriage A Happiest man is one WhoseA Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper
Marriage Women’s LogicWomen’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!