Marriage is the only Union

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

Wife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.