Marriage is the only Union

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.