Marriage is the only Union

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!

Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!