Marriage is the only Union

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Which is the most dangerous alphabet? ‘W’ Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!

Women’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!