Marriage is the only Union

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).

Wife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.