Who let The dog out

If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!

When one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!

A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?

I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you