A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!
When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!
People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.
