Silly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny If you look at the sky tonightIf you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
Funny Gods in ITGods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.
Funny Beggar: I’m the author of a bookBeggar: I’m the author of a book called 150 Methods to Become Rich. Man: Then why are you begging? Beggar: This is one of the best methods!
Funny Scientists all over the worldScientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…
Funny Great people talk about ideasGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.
Funny I said to a fat girl todayI said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.
