Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The OpportunistFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I have written a poem for youI’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Funny Alcohol is not in my VodkabularyAlcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
Funny I said to a fat girl todayI said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.
Funny Don’t mix between my personalityDon’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.
Funny Gods in ITGods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.
Funny Let’s have some funWoman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
