Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The OpportunistFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Funny Whenever you have a problemWhenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny When one door closesWhen one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
Funny Heated gold becomes ornamentsHeated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’!
Funny Message by a confused alarmMessage by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
