Modern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A scientist went to a drug storeA scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist. That’s it. I can never remember that word.
Funny Millions of gallons of alcohol is leftEvery year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!
Funny Mind his own businessA guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.
Funny Why is your nose redTeacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!
Funny What would confuseWhat would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!
Funny Definition of LIQUIDITYWhat is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
