Modern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Pleasure is thinking of youWhat’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
Funny The rain makes all things beautifulThe rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?
Funny What is the height of flirtingWhat is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
Funny They forget to mention moronsScientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
Funny Why women love to send SMSDo you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!
Funny An Appraisal discussionAn Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!
