Son: Dad, I’m hungry.
Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad.
Son: Dad, I’m serious.
Father: I thought you were Hungry?
Son: Are you kidding me?
Father: Nope, I’m Dad.
Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist. That’s it. I can never remember that word.
Look at the world around you, you will see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table, you will see God’s providence. Look at the mirror you will see God’s sense of humor.
