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This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!

A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!

Don’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.

This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!

A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!