Three dreams of a man

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!

How to catch squirrels? It’s simple. Just climb a tree and sit, Squirrels will come in search of you… you know Y? because They Love NUTS!

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.