Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
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I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
You know what College means? C: Come O: On L: Let’s L: Love E: Each G: Girl E: Equally So every boy goes to College.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.