Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.
Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?
I said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.
Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.