A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I’m astounded by peopleI’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Funny But i really love YouBoy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Funny The ‘Right to Sleep’The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?
Funny We all make mistakes in our lifeWe all make mistakes in our life. But . . .. . . WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it.
Funny A boy goes to see a cabare danceA boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
