A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper.
The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed.
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?
Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!