A blonde was riding on a train

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

After a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!