A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper.
The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed.
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
After a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!