A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper.
The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed.
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
