A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper.
The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed.
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?
Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.
When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.