As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Thought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Gender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.
Whenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.
A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?