Son: Dad, I’m hungry

I saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!

Two friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.

Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.

Cop: Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Driver: It’s water. Cop: Sir, this is wine. Driver: What? Jesus! He did it again!

A rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’

What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.