Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating. God asked him, how come? The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart. The man was sent to hell for over-acting!
A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
