Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.
Acquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.
It’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!
Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him. Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money and time. Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.