A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother.
Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
