A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother.
Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. Proof? Most of the women don’t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman!
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. Proof? Most of the women don’t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman!
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
