Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny When a woman becomes naughtyReverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Funny Don’t waste time thinkingDon’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Funny 2 friends met after a long time2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!
Funny Which computer do you haveGirl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card. Boy: Which computer do you have? Girl: A pink one.
Funny I’m getting tired of writingI’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone!
Funny 3 Apples changed the world3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.
