Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I have started luving ‘U’I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
Funny Roses are red, Violets are redRoses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh
Funny Every lady hopes thatEvery lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
Funny Colour of your underwear reflectsColour of your underwear reflects your mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it…
Funny She caught me kissing my wifeBoss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
Funny Since my wife found it in my carMan meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.
