Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Pay attention during the applauseCan I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Funny Love me and I will moveLove me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.
Funny May our friendship turn into silverMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Funny I have started luving ‘U’I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
Funny If couples who are in loveIf couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.
Funny A blonde was riding on a trainA blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?
