Once upon a time a guy asked

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’

Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.

When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’