Everybody talks about finding

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?

2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!

The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!

A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions). Dr: What’s your problem? Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?

2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!