Everybody talks about finding

Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.