Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.
I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.
Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!
An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart, WRONG Password! You have touched my feet. Anyway, God Bless You!
Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!