A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.
The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that?
Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
A study by a Canadian anthropologist demonstrated that 97 percent of women shut their eyes during a kiss but only 37 percent of men did. The late actor Anthony Quinn had an explanation, ‘Many a husband kisses with his eyes wide open. He wants to make sure his wife is not around to catch him.’
