A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.
The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that?
Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
Q: What’s the difference between good and bad girls? A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
