A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny The ‘Right to Sleep’The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?
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Funny The ‘Right to Sleep’The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?
Funny Problem with boysProblem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Funny Height of BeggingHeight of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny Steve Jobs’ last wordsSteve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!
Funny The ‘Right to Sleep’The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?
Funny Problem with boysProblem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
