A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Don’t mix between my personalityDon’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny Only two types of communicationsOnly two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.
Funny If you marry me I’ll satisfy yourMan: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?
Funny Don’t waste time thinkingDon’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Funny I am scared of people who studyI am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.
