A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.
The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that?
Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
Why is there an ‘Eject’ button on the DVD remote? In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge!
What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!