A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.
The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that?
Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?
