A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.
The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that?
Not if I can help it, replied the woman.
It’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!
Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
