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Funny The reason our knees get weakThe reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.
Funny A crossword puzzle addict diedDid you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
Funny Behind every successful womanBehind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
Funny I used to drive a funeral vanHow could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
Funny Black boy very romantically askedOn a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?
Funny Tip to reduce alcohol consumptionTip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!