Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!
Q: What’s the difference between good and bad girls? A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
The woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.
When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.
Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.