A place for nurturing secret talents

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.

Judge to pickpocket: Didn’t you notice the wallet you pocketed was someone else’s ? Pickpocket: I did indeed, your honor! But the money looked so familiar.

How do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.