You love someone

A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age. The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!

American: Oh God Give me a room full of gold. Russian: Oh God! Give me a room full of diamonds. Indian: Oh God! Give me keys of both the rooms

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.