Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Notice at a ChurchNotice at a Church: Don’t leave your Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended. because others may think it’s an answer to their prayers.
Funny Formulas must be on your fingerExaminer: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.
Funny A man was taking an examinationA man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down? Man or woman?, asked the applicant!
Funny When one door closesWhen one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
Funny May our friendship turn into silverMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Funny Girls are always incomplete withoutWoman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.
