Customer: There is only one piece of meat

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your ‘X’. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude!

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.

Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness… That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!

Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!

When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!