Customer: There is only one piece of meat

You know what College means? C: Come O: On L: Let’s L: Love E: Each G: Girl E: Equally So every boy goes to College.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!

No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.

A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!

Colour of your underwear reflects your mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it…

Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad. Son: Dad, I’m serious. Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope, I’m Dad.