The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Imaginative powers of MenQ: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Funny Every lady hopes thatEvery lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
Funny A cigarette shortens your lifeHow True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!
Funny Gods in ITGods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.
Funny Telling a lie is a fault forTelling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
