The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I hate it when people point toI hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
Funny Two goldfish in a bowl talkingTwo goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
Funny Heated gold becomes ornamentsHeated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’!
Funny Everybody talks about findingEverybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.
Funny Only two types of communicationsOnly two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.
Funny It’s wrong that AlcoholIt’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes you LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!
