The first half of our lives is

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

I’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat