The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
Every year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.
Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.
News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!