Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on
Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
Everyday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.