Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on
Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!