Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on
Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.