A girl fell in love with a

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.

Steve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

The boss got out of a BMW 5 series and a junior employee remarked, Wow Boss, That’s Great! The boss said, If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work during the weekends and take fewer holidays, I’ll be able to buy an even better car next year!

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.