Do I have to sit here and starve

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!

At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!