Do I have to sit here and starve

An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!

You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.