Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, Do I have to sit here and starve all night? Waiter: No Sir, we close at 9 o’clock.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny you weren’t made in ChinaFake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Funny Whoever answers my next questionTeacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.
Funny Roses are red violets are blueRoses are red violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel angry you will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you.
Funny You love someoneYou love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
Funny Why do girls look beautifulWhy do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make-up? All false, girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.
Funny Double heart attack messageDouble heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
