In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
Judge to pickpocket: Didn’t you notice the wallet you pocketed was someone else’s ? Pickpocket: I did indeed, your honor! But the money looked so familiar.
After a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!
