A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.
A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary you Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!
