His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy. Now he needs us. Please save Mallya’s kingfisher air. Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny They say so many people dieThey say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
Funny A woman had triplets, she namedA woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
Funny The tagline outside a photo studioAn Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
Funny Height of Technical ThinkingHeight of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!
Funny I heard that good looks can killI heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!
Funny You love someoneYou love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
