His drinks are with us whenever

There are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.