Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Written on the T-shirt of a beautifulWritten on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’
Funny Income Tax and a Caller TuneWhat’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Funny If a devil catches your wifeQ: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Funny Just close your eyes and thinkJust close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Funny A history teacher and his wife wereA history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’
