Only three living beings are immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. Proof? Most of the women don’t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman!
When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.
Everyday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
