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I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.

It’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes you LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!