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Funny Two goldfish in a bowl talkingTwo goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
Funny Dear Optimist, Pessimist andDear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist
Funny It’s really weird that a womanIt’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!
Funny I snip off customers’ earsCustomer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut my hair. Barber: Quite right, Sir! Sometimes, I snip off customers’ ears.
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Funny Pray to God so you can liveYou should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.