I heard that good looks can kill

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

Important Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

Important Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!