Two friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
You are very special to me. I don’t want to lose a friend like you. I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you . .. … jump from one tree to another!
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
