Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.
A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’
Height of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.