Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Cow dung is HolyGender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.
Funny You see I’m born geniusRemember these two words, it will open many doors in life. . .. … …. 1. Push 2. Pull Impressed? You see I’m born genius!
Funny Biscuit maker’s loveBiscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Funny When one door closesWhen one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
Funny Pray to God so you can liveYou should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.