love can neither be created nor

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.

Life is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!

Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight. Friend: Never heard of love at second sight? Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Audi!

Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.