Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.
Taking a cue from Idea advertisement, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!