Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Remember to remember meRemember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
Funny People who do lots of workPeople who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.
Funny First you forget namesFirst you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Funny We chose MarriageSo many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Funny Notice at a ChurchNotice at a Church: Don’t leave your Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended. because others may think it’s an answer to their prayers.
Funny The difference between a pigeonThe difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.