A one line advertisement by a Married

Every year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!

Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.

Break-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!

I heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!