For every idiot

Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.

Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!

Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.