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Funny Two friends were attendingTwo friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
Funny If a devil catches your wifeQ: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Funny My goal is to be a failureMy goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.
Funny Whenever you have a problemWhenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.
Funny 3 Apples changed the world3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.
Funny Give a man a fish and heGive a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
