They say so many people die

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.

Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers

A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?

It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!

Wife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!