They say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Steve Jobs’ last wordsSteve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
Funny The girl’s father inquiredThe girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?
Funny 3 reasons why I’m single3 reasons why I’m single: 1. I can’t date food 2. I can’t date myself 3. I can’t date the internet
Funny Which boy has the permissionQ: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.
Funny You love someoneYou love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
