They say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friendAdvice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny For every idiotSuperb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Funny If you were going to die soonIf you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Funny Class Rooms are like TrainsClass Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
