What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny For every idiotSuperb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Funny If I ever go for a brain transplantIf I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Funny You should pay your taxesIncome Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
