Income Tax and a Caller Tune

In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

The reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.

In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!