Height of Job Satisfaction:
A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary?
Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
The boss went up to the bartender and asked, Have you been fooling around with the waitress? Oh no, sir, I sure haven’t, replied the bartender. The boss replied, Good, then you fire her!