Height of Job Satisfaction:
A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary?
Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
Boss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!
A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!