World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Telling a lie is a fault forTelling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
Funny No man can ever be satisfied withNo man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.
Funny Height of Technical ThinkingHeight of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!
Funny Wife at the dinner tableWife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!
Funny If you marry me I’ll satisfy yourMan: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?
Funny The police are comingThief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window. Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor. Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious
