Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny God created millions of facesGod created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…
Funny A computer student washingHeight of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.
Funny Alcohol is not in my VodkabularyAlcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Funny Kindly observe silence forGood Morning… Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks
Funny Enter your hands in betweenFeeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!
