They forget to mention morons

I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!

What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!

I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water. Mom: You come and drink it yourself. Boy: Please Mom… Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you. Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!

Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.