Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Pay The BilI want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.
Funny you weren’t made in ChinaFake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Funny Roses are red, Violets are redRoses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh
Funny Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friendAdvice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.
Funny Only once in your lifeOnly once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Funny A beautiful girl puts her fingerA beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!
