They forget to mention morons

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.

Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.