If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.
Scientists discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this, they gave 3 men 12 pints. Suddenly they talked shit, gained weight and couldn’t drive.
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
