I am in love with the neighbor

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

American: Oh God Give me a room full of gold. Russian: Oh God! Give me a room full of diamonds. Indian: Oh God! Give me keys of both the rooms

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! your kids and my kids are beating our kids.