Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him. Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money and time. Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Difference between Truth and LieDifference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.
Funny The way petrol prices are increasingThe way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.
Funny The reason women love militaryThe reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.
Funny The sergeant-major yelledThe sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.
Funny Cow dung is HolyGender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.
Funny The first half of our lives isThe first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.