I am in love with the neighbor

Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!

The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!