Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him.
Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money and time.
Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?