There are four animal species

Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers

Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!

Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make-up? All false, girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.

In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?