There are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
What is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!