If Pepsodent toothpaste kills

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.

Life’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!

The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.

Life’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!