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Funny You see I’m born geniusRemember these two words, it will open many doors in life. . .. … …. 1. Push 2. Pull Impressed? You see I’m born genius!
Funny Once upon a time a guy askedOnce upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.
Funny Why did Saddam Hussein attackWhy did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.
Funny Don’t waste time thinkingDon’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Funny Seeing a cockroachSeeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.
Funny Acquaintance: So have you sold anythingAcquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…
