You should pay your taxes

A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’

Where do you see MANGOES? Mango tree No . .. Fruit Shop No . .. Maaza Drink No . .. Then exactly where does one sees it? A: Wherever Woman Goes, MAN GOES!

No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.

So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.

Girl’s status on Facebook: ‘Feeling sad!’ 17021 comments. Boy’s status: ‘Going to commit suicide!’ 2 likes and 1 comment – Think about it dude…. Drop the plan, if you can!