I am scared of people who study

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.

If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!

When your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!

The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!

Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.