I’m gonna join the army

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.