Mom: Andy, where are you off to now?
Son: I’m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally you are only an infant.
Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.
I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!
Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.
