Mom: Andy, where are you off to now?
Son: I’m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally you are only an infant.
Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.
After a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!
Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!