I’m gonna join the army

The boss got out of a BMW 5 series and a junior employee remarked, Wow Boss, That’s Great! The boss said, If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work during the weekends and take fewer holidays, I’ll be able to buy an even better car next year!

It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!

Wife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!