A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A crossword puzzle addict diedDid you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Funny So change your underwear dailyBeauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
Funny Next generation KindergartenNext generation Kindergarten poem: Chatting Chatting? Yes Papa! Girlfriend setting? No Papa! Telling lies? No Papa! Open your Whatsapp. Ha ha ha…
Funny A boy goes to see a cabare danceA boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
Funny If you love somethingIf you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!