A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!
The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child?
Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!
Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.
Two friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
