If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny People started shoutingDo you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
Funny A ‘Bullet’ may have your name on itA ‘Bullet’ may have your name on it, But a ‘Grenade’ is addressed to . .. … …. Whomsoever it may Concern!
Funny I will be older therefore wiserProcrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny A rich blonde girl was walkingA rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’
Funny Heated gold becomes ornamentsHeated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’!
