Come like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A highly successful flirt wasA highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.
Funny Next generation KindergartenNext generation Kindergarten poem: Chatting Chatting? Yes Papa! Girlfriend setting? No Papa! Telling lies? No Papa! Open your Whatsapp. Ha ha ha…
Funny Don’t marry and make a womanThought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.
Funny Remember to remember meRemember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
Funny The best place to breakupMcDonalds: The best place to breakup with your girlfriend. There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates and you can always hide behind a fat kid!
Funny My husband told meQ: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’
