Come like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Only once in your lifeOnly once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Funny You always said you’d die for meBreak-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Funny Misery of a teacherMisery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny When one door closesWhen one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
