I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Today if anyone praises youToday if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.
Funny Notice at a ChurchNotice at a Church: Don’t leave your Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended. because others may think it’s an answer to their prayers.
Funny Whoever answers my next questionTeacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.
Funny When a woman saysWhen a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Funny Doctor, cut off my dog’s tailDoctor, cut off my dog’s tail. Doctor: Why do you want to do that? Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.
Funny Practice makes man perfectGreat Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!
