I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny My Wi-Fi suddenly stoppedMy Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven’t paid the bill. . .. … How irresponsible they are!
Funny If Pepsodent toothpaste killsIf Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!
Funny Faithful husband will go straightBest advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…
Funny Good looks catch the eyesGood looks catch the eyes, but Good personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.
Funny Height of BeggingHeight of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.
